1 00:00:24,849 --> 00:00:26,411 "City feel." 2 00:00:26,841 --> 00:00:30,676 During the last seven weeks, thousands of British housewives 3 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:33,435 were deceived by corrupt stock sellers. 4 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:38,960 Now, why the trusted cheater, or cheat artist, are you always with us? 5 00:00:39,061 --> 00:00:43,165 Mainly because respectable people are fundamentally dishonest. 6 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,244 They are. When � offered a greedy deal, 7 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,708 occur to them that anything that looks like a robbery, probably �? 8 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:54,347 They are so looking forward to make a quick buck, 9 00:00:54,372 --> 00:00:57,164 who don't care if the business is a little suspicious. 10 00:00:58,076 --> 00:01:00,394 - Good? - Miss. Yarmouth sends its apologies. 11 00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:03,982 But they asked her to wait. She will stay another time. 12 00:01:04,013 --> 00:01:08,027 Another time? What's going on there, an audition or a marathon? 13 00:01:08,052 --> 00:01:10,323 Sir, this is the theater. 14 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:14,901 Unpredictable, capricious, magnificent and tyrannical. 15 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:17,195 Everyone is a stage. 16 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:19,635 all men and women are mere comedians. 17 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:23,805 - Haven't seen him in movies? - I hardly think it's likely. 18 00:01:23,852 --> 00:01:27,156 I got. You are the famous Simon Templar! 19 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,391 THE SAINT 20 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:56,152 S02E14 - The Scammers 21 00:01:57,536 --> 00:02:04,173 Subtitle by Susanawho 22 00:02:12,754 --> 00:02:18,492 WE NEED �8,000. PLEASE DONATE GENEROUSLY Funds for Church Restoration 23 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,181 - Good Morning. - Good Morning. 24 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:55,591 I don't have a reservation, but I could have a room with a bathroom for tonight? 25 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,809 Certainly. we don't have private bathrooms, 26 00:02:58,843 --> 00:03:02,350 but I can give you a room in back, overlooking the garden. 27 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:05,857 - That would be lovely. - Sign the registration, please. 28 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,916 we are not very full this time of year. 29 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,213 Ours is mainly a summer trade. 30 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:16,815 Boston? is very away from home, Mrs. Wade. 31 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:21,368 Geographically, yes, but my home spiritual will always be England. 32 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:24,974 - Really? - Those wonderful old churches. 33 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:29,505 That one here is particularly adorable. What is your vicar's name? 34 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:32,669 Stone. The Reverend Basil Stone. Can I get your suitcase? 35 00:03:32,694 --> 00:03:35,623 Thanks. just bad can wait to meet you. 36 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:36,490 Is it really? 37 00:03:36,521 --> 00:03:39,396 I'm so impressed with the British people. 38 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:42,563 - Why? - Well, your historical past. 39 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:46,807 The way they preserve their great and ancient monuments of the past. 40 00:03:47,346 --> 00:03:50,150 What do I mean is that all you have to do 41 00:03:50,175 --> 00:03:53,010 � enter through the door of Westminster Abbey 42 00:03:53,175 --> 00:03:55,729 and, I mean, don't you choke? 43 00:03:56,807 --> 00:04:00,992 I don't go to London with a lot frequency. Should I show you your room? 44 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:03,345 - Thanks. - This way. 45 00:04:07,952 --> 00:04:10,123 Jean is auditioning today. 46 00:04:10,194 --> 00:04:12,990 - Really? - A new piece. 47 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,525 all about sex, insanity and murder. 48 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:18,916 - Sometimes it's life, Sophie. - I don't see any of that. 49 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:24,431 Really, Vicar, this costume has been used at 12 annual conferences. 50 00:04:24,456 --> 00:04:28,016 - I could get there alone. - We dress with humility. 51 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:32,031 Sorry. do you mind if i give a look at your beautiful church? 52 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:36,687 At ease. I would show it, but I have to take the train to London. 53 00:04:36,712 --> 00:04:38,219 Please don't apologize. 54 00:04:38,313 --> 00:04:40,680 Mrs. Yarmouth is the my acting secretary. 55 00:04:40,705 --> 00:04:43,353 She will be happy to answer any question. 56 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,712 Thank you, but at the moment, I prefer to look around alone. 57 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:52,336 - American? - It seems so. 58 00:04:52,391 --> 00:04:54,820 Well now, before I go... 59 00:04:55,898 --> 00:05:00,241 Yes. I signed one or two checks in white and put them in the top drawer. 60 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:03,787 will have to pay Creighton by painting. 61 00:05:03,826 --> 00:05:07,763 - I'm waiting for the plumber's invoice, too. - I'll take care of everything. 62 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:10,090 As you did in these 20 years. 63 00:05:10,215 --> 00:05:13,746 - Well, is that it? - I think so. 64 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:18,330 Another check to the fund of restoration this morning. � 11. 65 00:05:18,511 --> 00:05:20,745 We are finally above the 6,000 yen mark. 66 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:24,407 Great. Well, I gotta go. I see her in a week. 67 00:05:24,432 --> 00:05:28,924 - Have fun, vicar. - Sophie, my dear, I'm sorry. 68 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,869 - I'm missing your birthday on Saturday. - Oh, I'd like to lose you... 69 00:05:33,383 --> 00:05:37,992 Don't worry about me. Jean is coming from London for the weekend. 70 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:40,625 Do you think Jean will be a star? 71 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:45,707 I don't know, vicar. I suppose that the important thing is that she thinks so. 72 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,488 Bless her. 73 00:06:11,852 --> 00:06:14,202 Simon, I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 74 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:16,820 - It's okay. How was it? - I was wonderful. 75 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:20,443 - Good for you. - No, really. It's a sensational role. 76 00:06:20,468 --> 00:06:23,858 Go crazy in the second act. I scream and scream and continue. 77 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:26,353 So I put three bullets in my husband's heart. 78 00:06:26,564 --> 00:06:28,634 - Do you want me to play the husband? - Shut up. 79 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,554 I think I got it. Wouldn't that be wonderful? 80 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:34,358 Mom will be thrilled. I'm walking on clouds. 81 00:06:34,804 --> 00:06:38,937 I'll buy you the best lunch in London To celebrate. Thanks for the newspaper. 82 00:07:12,906 --> 00:07:16,809 My name is Henderson, Agency International Detective in New York. 83 00:07:18,335 --> 00:07:20,941 Is there a Mrs. Amelia Wade staying here? 84 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:24,153 - Yes. We do. - From Boston, Massachusetts? 85 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,997 - Yes that's right. - How did she arrive? 86 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:29,379 - By car. - How long will she stay? 87 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,161 - Just tonight. - Is she now? 88 00:07:32,223 --> 00:07:35,768 She left. she said something about wanting to meet the vicar. 89 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:38,609 - I think she went to church. - Oh, no. 90 00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:42,351 - Do you have anything? - Something that's very important. 91 00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:46,820 Do me a favor. If Mrs. Wade come back, don't mention that I've been here 92 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:51,093 and don't show that you suspect that something is wrong. It's important. 93 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,095 Now, where is the Police Station? 94 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,563 Turn right. � the second � left at the top of the main street. 95 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:02,998 I'm a representative of Boston Silas R. Marin Foundation. 96 00:08:03,023 --> 00:08:07,662 We were created by Marin Trust to help restore churches 97 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,136 damaged by time or war. 98 00:08:10,161 --> 00:08:13,676 We have been from I look at your church here. 99 00:08:14,105 --> 00:08:15,283 Really? 100 00:08:15,308 --> 00:08:18,604 - You're doing a splendid job. - Thanks. 101 00:08:18,675 --> 00:08:21,985 The late Silas Marin firmly believed 102 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:24,869 that the Lord helps those who help themselves. 103 00:08:24,994 --> 00:08:28,039 Well, I suppose everyone believes that. 104 00:08:28,064 --> 00:08:31,743 Oh yes, Mrs Yarmouth, but the actions speak louder than words. 105 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:34,711 let me make sure that I have the correct numbers. 106 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:39,484 - Your goal here is 8,000 yen? - That's correct. 107 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,273 And so far, it raised 6,000 yen. 108 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:47,108 It's more than that, actually. interest last month, plus donations. 109 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:52,772 Amazing. increased more than 75% of your goal is eligible. 110 00:08:52,889 --> 00:08:54,778 Eligible for what? 111 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,486 A grant from the Marin Foundation. 112 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:02,595 Under the rules of trust, I have the power to donate the balance. 113 00:09:02,954 --> 00:09:05,289 Wait a minute, Mrs. Wade. 114 00:09:05,485 --> 00:09:09,383 - I must understand that this Silas... - Marin. 115 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:13,734 the Marin Foundation do you propose to give us 2,000? 116 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:18,046 - Exactly. - I can't believe it. 117 00:09:18,107 --> 00:09:22,794 It's true. I'll give you a check like this that comply with our requirements. 118 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:24,290 Requirements? 119 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:28,241 I need absolute proof that you have the 6,000 yen. 120 00:09:28,321 --> 00:09:32,366 I can show you the books. I made the last deposit yesterday. 121 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:36,661 Mrs Yarmouth, I'm sorry. The books not good enough, I'm afraid. 122 00:09:37,282 --> 00:09:42,288 - Aren't they? - Sorry, but I need to see real money. 123 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:45,832 - But are you serious? - I'm afraid so. 124 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:51,008 Marin himself always insisted on see money in that kind of deal. 125 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:54,180 And he incorporated this condition in your will. 126 00:09:54,313 --> 00:09:56,539 If you come with me to the Bank, 127 00:09:56,594 --> 00:10:00,290 Mr. Peebles, the manager, can check our account. 128 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,252 I know this sounds strange, Mrs Yarmouth, 129 00:10:03,277 --> 00:10:06,503 but I don't control the Silas Marin Foundation. 130 00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:12,845 I just serve you. I must obey the rules and the rules say cash. 131 00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:17,384 - But that's ridiculous. - I know Mr. Marin was an eccentric. 132 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,626 I admit. But it's not every day you get one 133 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:23,838 offer a gift 2,000 pounds, right? 134 00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:27,993 I'm sorry, Mrs. Wade. I appreciate your offer, 135 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,079 but I couldn't you show cash. 136 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,922 I have to consult the vicar and the priests of the church. 137 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:39,367 I have many churches to investigate, Mrs. Yarmouth, and I don't have a lot of time. 138 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,758 I'm afraid you have what to be today or not. 139 00:10:43,055 --> 00:10:47,629 - It's completely impossible. - I'm sorry you feel that way. 140 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:52,512 Think about it. If you change your mind, call me at the Wellington Hotel. 141 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:55,082 I'm leaving first thing in the morning. 142 00:11:05,673 --> 00:11:06,788 There she goes. 143 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,448 Looks like you're right, sir. 144 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,010 In between. 145 00:11:37,423 --> 00:11:39,830 We would like to speak to you, Mrs Yarmouth. 146 00:11:40,048 --> 00:11:43,696 - Charlie, I was going to see you. - I think I know why. 147 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:47,215 This is Mr. Henderson from the Agency International Detectives. 148 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,841 - How is it going? - Mrs. Yarmouth. 149 00:11:50,029 --> 00:11:51,419 Go ahead, Mr. Henderson. Tell her. 150 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:56,208 She just talked to the Mrs. Amelia Wade, from Boston. Right? 151 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,669 Yes. And she made the proposal most extraordinary. 152 00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:02,108 I knew immediately... 153 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,398 She asked to see the restoration funds? 154 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:09,511 - Yes. I knew immediately. - Let Mr. Henderson explain. 155 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:11,604 I am really sorry. 156 00:12:11,629 --> 00:12:14,043 Mrs Yarmouth, Mrs Wade It's what we call a 157 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,653 cheat artist, a trusted cheat. 158 00:12:16,716 --> 00:12:19,528 Mr. Henderson followed her and he came to talk to me. 159 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:23,746 I was hired by Funda��o Marin because Ms. Wade did this stunt 160 00:12:23,771 --> 00:12:26,489 in four churches in the USA and two in England. 161 00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:29,903 It was her plan to get hold of her money. 162 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:34,387 I knew she was a crook. Charlie, can't you arrest her? 163 00:12:34,441 --> 00:12:36,683 It's not that easy, Mrs. Yarmouth. 164 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,146 If we arrest her now, we will find that she 165 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,593 have the two thousand pounds that she offered him. 166 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:44,962 Get a conviction for attempted fraud is difficult. 167 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:49,125 - We have to catch her in the act. - And put her behind bars. 168 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:52,345 -So we need her help. - What should I do? 169 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,954 You refused, didn't you? 170 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:57,297 I'm not an idiot, Mr. Henderson. 171 00:12:57,492 --> 00:13:00,952 She didn't suggest thinking about this or something? 172 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:06,077 Well, yes. she said i should call her if he changed his mind. 173 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:08,577 - Great. - Just like you said. 174 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:11,740 Call her. tell her that she thought and agreed. 175 00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:14,591 Give him the money and let's arrest her. 176 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:17,722 - We'll be outside waiting. - Let's catch her in the act. 177 00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:21,011 - Can you do it? - Get the cash? 178 00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:22,558 Can you do it? 179 00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:26,323 well the vicar left me some blank checks... 180 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:30,560 Can I go to the bank with the lady and explain to the manager. 181 00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:32,771 If you think it's okay... 182 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:35,403 Ms. Yarmouth, the Marin Foundation 183 00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:39,724 is offering a reward of � 500 for the conviction of Amelia Wade. 184 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,278 - To mean...? - It'll be all yours. 185 00:13:44,036 --> 00:13:45,450 I will do. 186 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:47,511 The vicar will be thrilled. 187 00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:53,315 � 500 will almost pay for a new roof of the church. Jean will never believe this. 188 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,180 - Jean? - My daughter. She is an actress. 189 00:13:56,524 --> 00:13:59,211 She thinks my life is � terribly boring. 190 00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:07,528 Wonderful lunch. 191 00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:11,868 A fabulous role. Gorgeous man. What more could I want? 192 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:14,055 The day is still a child. 193 00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:16,211 I can't wait to tell Mom. 194 00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:17,488 About the paper. 195 00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:21,421 - By the way, how is she? - The same. 196 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,880 It's her birthday on Saturday. I'm going this weekend. 197 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,834 - Would you like me to take her? - Are you serious? 198 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:27,592 Clear. 199 00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:30,930 would consider staying for the weekend? 200 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:34,484 - I'd stay if you invited me. - So you're invited. 201 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:39,249 Mom will be thrilled. see well, Netherdon is dead. Nothing happens. 202 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:43,803 The only place in the world where dogs chase the cats and both walk. 203 00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:15,162 I think it's wonderful the way the british 204 00:15:15,187 --> 00:15:18,577 preserve your old monuments of faith. 205 00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:22,366 - It's not always easy. - Of course not. 206 00:15:22,561 --> 00:15:25,365 That's why I have so much proud to help. 207 00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:29,458 - Now, do you have the money? - Yeah, right here. 208 00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:31,996 � 6,000. 209 00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:34,923 Thanks. 210 00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:45,575 Well, I don't need to tell. I will take your word for it. 211 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,435 I know this all sounds silly 212 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,316 but such a generous man how much mr. marin owes 213 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,472 be forgiven for your little idiosyncrasies. 214 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:55,708 Quite. 215 00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:59,830 - It's 6,000 and here's our check. - Thanks. 216 00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:05,574 - Oh heavens. I ruined your envelope. - It doesn't matter. 217 00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:09,957 But I insist. we can't leave just money on the table. 218 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:13,582 It will be more convenient for take it back to the Bank. 219 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,164 Oh, it tastes awful. 220 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,724 I think they should do something to make the glue more appetizing. 221 00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:26,266 There's just a little formality. You must sign our receipt book. 222 00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:31,808 Here if you want. I wrote the name of the church and the details. 223 00:16:36,648 --> 00:16:38,943 Thank you very much, Mrs Yarmouth. 224 00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:43,068 - I think that concludes. - Not quite. 225 00:16:43,093 --> 00:16:48,966 - Officer. - Mrs. Wade, alias Markles, alias Smith? 226 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:50,755 What the hell is going on here? 227 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,661 - We got her, Mrs. Wade. - Thank God. 228 00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:56,840 I'm arresting you on charges fraud, theft and robbery. 229 00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:59,816 anything you say can be withdrawn and used as evidence. 230 00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:04,348 - Just a minute, guys. - Can I see this envelope for a minute? 231 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,551 Thanks. 232 00:17:16,529 --> 00:17:18,631 - Paper. - Exactly. 233 00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:22,513 But how did she do it? And where is my money? 234 00:17:22,771 --> 00:17:26,958 Well, I will explain. It's a question of It's not going to be faster than the eye. 235 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:30,534 This is not the envelope in which saw her put in her money. 236 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:33,191 But I was looking for her all the time. 237 00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:36,800 This is a used briefcase by magicians on stage. 238 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,222 It has a false bottom. 239 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,612 The back of the briefcase opens by spring. 240 00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:49,588 Press lightly, it opens, 241 00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:53,212 your money comes in and the fake envelope disappears. 242 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:56,492 How did she know which envelope the Would Mrs Yarmouth wear it? 243 00:17:56,517 --> 00:18:00,688 I didn't have to. she destroyed the envelope from Mrs. Yarmouth when she opened it. 244 00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:04,571 - The one she supplied herself. - Are you trying to train her? 245 00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:07,782 - Take her to the Police Station and keep her. - Right. 246 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,413 Just a minute. We need of all this for evidence. 247 00:18:10,577 --> 00:18:14,584 we will need your money, sealed in the envelope. 248 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:18,857 Need? I can't bear to leave this get out of my hands. 249 00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:21,911 Surely you trust your own police? 250 00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,700 Oh yes, but... 251 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:27,231 I took note of the numbers of this money. 252 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,510 It has to be opened in the in front of witnesses 253 00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,270 so we can check the numbers. 254 00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:32,910 That's right, Sophie. 255 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,594 Thank you very much. Would you give Mrs Yarmouth a receipt? 256 00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:39,322 - Yes sir. - I'll take the girl to the car. 257 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,040 - Do you have paper? - Clear. 258 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,652 Now you sign. 259 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,988 Charlie Lewis. 260 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,509 That should solve it. 261 00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:57,464 when should i receive my money back? 262 00:18:57,489 --> 00:18:59,918 I'll bring him back within the hour. 263 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,285 I will probably get it promotion for that. 264 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:06,104 Mr. Henderson knows the Scotland Yard's top men. 265 00:19:06,129 --> 00:19:08,949 just be careful with my money, that's all. 266 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:12,745 Don't worry. You can trust me. 267 00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:17,963 Mr. Henderson? 268 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,720 Mr. Henderson? 269 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,744 � 6,000. 270 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,299 - What woman. - What a husband. 271 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,468 Nice in about 20 minutes. 272 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:46,101 - Good. - Why are you worried? 273 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,342 She was thinking about Mrs Yarmouth. 274 00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:52,791 Don't tell me you are with pain in the conscience. 275 00:19:52,932 --> 00:19:56,244 - A little late for that, I suppose. - How right you are. 276 00:19:56,666 --> 00:20:00,521 Still, I wouldn't mind to lead a normal existence. 277 00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:04,002 By normal, it means that do i become legally employed? 278 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,401 - Other men are. - What did you have in mind? 279 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,370 That I sell nine o'clock tires At five to twelve a week? 280 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,408 Richard, it doesn't have to be so boring. 281 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,040 My dear, I don't have profession, i have little education 282 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,117 and no experience of anything except 283 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:19,504 value ambitious idiots that generate money. 284 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:24,238 - Which I'm extremely good at. - A very dubious distinction. 285 00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:26,442 What did you have in mind, household stuff? 286 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,925 Cooking cabbage over a hot stove? 287 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:32,098 wouldn't mind cook cabbage if you ate it. 288 00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:34,801 Honey, it's adorable, but impractical. 289 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,933 We will enjoy two weeks at the Imperial in Cannes, we're going to Rome for a month, 290 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:44,487 sun, relaxation and 6,000 yen. 291 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,815 - Sounds pretty fun. - A dream. 292 00:20:46,885 --> 00:20:49,447 All right, then forget about Mrs. Yarmouth. 293 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:53,540 And when Charlie and I we break the lock on the door, 294 00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:55,233 they were to miles away. 295 00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:57,664 - Mom, it wasn't your fault. - Was. 296 00:20:57,844 --> 00:21:00,183 I was so greedy for the reward money that 297 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,445 I couldn't think of anything else. A new roof... 298 00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:07,470 - What time did they leave yesterday? - Approximately 3:15 pm. 299 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:12,402 - So they had 24 hours. - We'll never find them. Never. 300 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:16,089 - Do the police have any leads? - No, I don't think so. 301 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:21,229 The vicar will simply die. � 6,000. 302 00:21:21,643 --> 00:21:24,619 And we work so hard to lift you up, Simon. 303 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:29,743 All kinds of poor people contributed. A penny here, a shilling there. 304 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:33,149 - Simon will think of something. - But what? 305 00:21:33,415 --> 00:21:37,454 One thing a cheat artist carefully plan your escape. 306 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:40,008 - They didn't have much time. - What you mean? 307 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:45,554 Ms. Wade couldn't have known exactly when your mother would call her 308 00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:48,608 and say she changed from idea about the Foundation. 309 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:52,507 How did they leave the country must have It was a last minute decision. 310 00:21:52,532 --> 00:21:55,508 You mean they left England? 311 00:21:56,164 --> 00:21:58,039 Probably. No hotlines in Netherdon? 312 00:21:58,064 --> 00:22:00,218 No. You call the operator. 313 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:04,023 - Where is the telephone exchange? - At the post office on Main Street. 314 00:22:04,695 --> 00:22:06,351 Wait here. I have an idea. 315 00:22:06,413 --> 00:22:09,023 - Where are you going? - To the Post Office. 316 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:14,116 Jean. I was so silly, I was such an idiot. 317 00:22:14,155 --> 00:22:17,272 I will never be able to face no one again. 318 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,732 Don't worry. If the money doesn't is recovered, I'll help pay for it. 319 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,278 � 6,000. It will take ages. 320 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,818 I'll make a new piece next month. 321 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:31,403 The salary is... It won't be long centuries, only about 50 years. 322 00:22:34,165 --> 00:22:36,930 I never hear conversations. 323 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,805 Sorry, Frank. There is no answer. He's probably at the bar. 324 00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:43,945 But keep a list of calls long distance to London? 325 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:49,040 Clear. The calling number, the desired number and time. 326 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,587 Look. Look here. 327 00:22:50,798 --> 00:22:52,788 The numbers don't mean a lot to me. 328 00:22:52,813 --> 00:22:55,858 This is Joe Simmons calling your brother in Finchley. 329 00:22:55,883 --> 00:22:58,858 Then, Bill Jarvis calls his office in 330 00:22:58,883 --> 00:23:02,203 Whitehall to say it's sick, and it's not. 331 00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:06,453 And this is the company's phone Air France area. 332 00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:09,405 - Air France? - Yes. Air France. 333 00:23:10,358 --> 00:23:14,037 - He is sure? - Yes of course. Look, the third one down. 334 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,958 - Grosvenor 9030 in London. - And this is Air France? 335 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,567 Unless they have changed the phone number in the last 24 hours. 336 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,361 - What time was the call made? - I think... yes, it was. 337 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:30,794 has been placed in the call box At 1:10 yesterday. 338 00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,941 Do you think you could call me with the Air France in London now? 339 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,839 Of course it could. 340 00:23:38,613 --> 00:23:43,455 I called Air France and at 1:10 pm, had a reservation for Nice 341 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,668 of a Mr. and Mrs. Richard Eade. 342 00:23:45,864 --> 00:23:48,403 - Do you think it's them? - It has to be. 343 00:23:48,551 --> 00:23:51,863 - Nobody else called from here. - What are you going to do? 344 00:23:52,105 --> 00:23:55,365 I would like one trip to southern france? 345 00:23:56,003 --> 00:23:56,953 I would love to. 346 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,826 Great. have two hours to pack. 347 00:24:16,531 --> 00:24:19,004 of course i remember you, Mr. Templar. 348 00:24:19,187 --> 00:24:23,343 Knowing you is an experience that no policeman can forget. 349 00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:25,575 Thanks. I'll take it as a compliment. 350 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:30,184 - May I introduce Ms. Jean Yarmouth? - Delighted to meet you. 351 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:34,614 - But the company that keeps... - You mean Mr. Templar? 352 00:24:34,661 --> 00:24:36,878 Colonel, please. Miss Yarmouth thinks of me as 353 00:24:36,903 --> 00:24:38,846 a sweet boy, simple and law-abiding. 354 00:24:38,871 --> 00:24:44,806 When disillusionment comes, it will be agony. And what can I do for you? 355 00:24:44,861 --> 00:24:47,486 We want to inform ourselves about a Mr. and Mrs. Richard Eade. 356 00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:50,344 They arrived in a flight from London yesterday. 357 00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:54,218 Why? Do you want to strip them of their money? 358 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,811 Actually, Richard is a old school friend. 359 00:24:58,225 --> 00:24:59,662 They're on their honeymoon. 360 00:24:59,842 --> 00:25:04,021 so why do you disturb them if he's a friend on his honeymoon? 361 00:25:04,217 --> 00:25:06,654 - We want to surprise them. - With a gift. 362 00:25:06,787 --> 00:25:08,146 Can imagine. 363 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:14,242 Colonel, please, as a favor to me, will you do this? 364 00:25:14,406 --> 00:25:20,126 Mademoiselle, all tourists have have to hand over their passports to the hotel. 365 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,493 The hotel sends their names to the local Police Station. 366 00:25:23,595 --> 00:25:27,712 This way we can keep up with the undesirables. 367 00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:32,477 France is so efficient and the police force is so charming. 368 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:37,196 - You're gonna help us, aren't you? - Mademoiselle, I'll help you. 369 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,324 I suggest you go for coffee 370 00:25:41,605 --> 00:25:45,151 and if Mr. Templar comes back in half an hour, I'll have the information. 371 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:48,724 - Colonel, you're a sweetheart. - And a gentleman. 372 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:55,129 Mr. Templar, I'm a policeman. I suggest you remember this. 373 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:09,022 - The French police collaborated again. - Same? 374 00:26:09,155 --> 00:26:12,576 The Eades registered last night. At the Hotel Imperial in Cannes. 375 00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:17,534 - So we have them. - Now they'll give us 6,000. 376 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:29,183 - Sir? - Serve a very dry double martini. 377 00:26:29,309 --> 00:26:30,541 Bien, monsieur. 378 00:26:33,315 --> 00:26:35,650 That's what I call serious drinking. 379 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:40,172 Hiran S. Toombs of Texas. Call me "Hi". It's like my friends do. 380 00:26:40,197 --> 00:26:42,711 - How is it going? - Very well most of the time. 381 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:47,384 Losing money in casinos. Pampering some fillies. 382 00:26:47,423 --> 00:26:50,751 - Sorry? - The two-legged type. 383 00:26:50,969 --> 00:26:54,250 I took a real one and cute maiden in Paris. 384 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:59,969 She doesn't speak English, but she doesn't conversation that interests me. 385 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,705 - If you understand what I mean. - It's pretty obvious. 386 00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:05,712 - I assume he's a rancher. - One what? 387 00:27:05,853 --> 00:27:07,954 - A rancher. - Oh, rancher. 388 00:27:08,024 --> 00:27:10,327 No. I discarded my main land. 389 00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:12,858 I have a few acres still in downtown Dallas. 390 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:15,570 I have some oil wells that keep pumping. 391 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,758 - Voil�, monsieur. - Thanks. 392 00:27:17,812 --> 00:27:21,671 Louis, bring me another Manhattan 393 00:27:21,796 --> 00:27:23,952 and covers here and my friend. 394 00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:26,108 It really shouldn't. 395 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,380 Well, why not? There's more where that came from. 396 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:47,932 Joyce, there's a guy at the bar who You have to see it to believe it! 397 00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:52,212 - Oh, Richard. - A Texan. Rich, friendly and irritating. 398 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:56,643 - His wallet is full of cash. - You swore we'd rest. 399 00:27:56,729 --> 00:28:00,463 - You promised. - I know, my dear. 400 00:28:01,018 --> 00:28:04,213 But Hiran S. Toombs is good too much to be wasted. 401 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,853 Now listen. This is my plan. 402 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:16,894 Thanks. 403 00:28:20,903 --> 00:28:23,403 - Thanks... - Now, sit down and shut up. 404 00:28:23,473 --> 00:28:26,316 - Whiskey and soda, please. - Yes ma'am. 405 00:28:27,418 --> 00:28:29,277 Good night, ma'am. 406 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,597 - Are you a Yankee? - No, ma'am, I'm Texan. 407 00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:34,268 It's the same thing, isn't it? 408 00:28:34,401 --> 00:28:39,620 No, ma'am. See, the United States they are a country. Texas is a state of mind. 409 00:28:41,332 --> 00:28:42,793 That's enough. 410 00:28:42,879 --> 00:28:45,277 It only takes a thimble to drown. 411 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:46,495 Shut up. 412 00:28:48,441 --> 00:28:51,518 would be interested in know how to sell more drink? 413 00:28:51,987 --> 00:28:55,542 - How are you, ma'am? - Serve a full measure. 414 00:28:57,004 --> 00:29:00,059 You French are all cheaters. 415 00:29:01,247 --> 00:29:03,088 So there's no tip. 416 00:29:04,418 --> 00:29:06,008 Charming, isn't it? 417 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,923 - All kinds come, sir. - What's her name? 418 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,885 I don't know. She's new to the hotel. 419 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,853 - Well, hi. - Good night, Mr. Toombs. 420 00:29:17,009 --> 00:29:18,152 What was doing down there? 421 00:29:18,177 --> 00:29:20,391 The lady with whom you was dropped it. 422 00:29:20,501 --> 00:29:25,016 That lady wasn't with me, but she had this thing around his neck. 423 00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:27,578 - Very interesting. - Is it? 424 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:30,842 A beautiful stone. Not the necklace itself, 425 00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:33,406 but she is genuine and well defined. 426 00:29:33,609 --> 00:29:36,819 Beautiful emerald. poor scenario, but a beautiful stone. 427 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:40,404 - You mean it's valuable? - I would say about 5,000. 428 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:44,302 - Dollars? - No, pounds. 15,000 US dollars. 429 00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:46,531 forgive me for being interested, but I'm on 430 00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:48,759 diamond business. Hatton Garden, London. 431 00:29:48,868 --> 00:29:52,327 $15,000. I didn't say, Mr. Robbins, did you? 432 00:29:52,352 --> 00:29:53,445 Robbins, yes. 433 00:29:53,852 --> 00:29:57,492 Do you think we should figure out a way to give it back to her? 434 00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:59,617 - Don't you know her name? - No. 435 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:05,117 - I suppose the simplest thing to do... - That's mine, thank you very much. 436 00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,171 Ma'am, no one is denying the fact. 437 00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:11,600 I suppose you were thinking about a reward if she turned it over. 438 00:30:11,694 --> 00:30:15,805 lady, are you doing mine friend and I here a serious injustice. 439 00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:20,195 Don't try to deceive me. I saw him looking through that glass. 440 00:30:20,499 --> 00:30:24,686 - I was deciding whether to steal it. - Like this? 441 00:30:25,045 --> 00:30:28,279 For your information, the emerald is fake. 442 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:31,193 I bought it from a street vendor for �20. 443 00:30:31,443 --> 00:30:35,935 But the necklace is real and it is insured for 1,000 pounds. 444 00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:38,716 So she was grossly misinformed. 445 00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:41,083 When you want information, I'll ask. 446 00:30:41,169 --> 00:30:45,794 - As a professional jeweler, I must... - So that's your game. 447 00:30:46,129 --> 00:30:48,925 The things that some people do to raise business. 448 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:50,800 On here. 449 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:56,291 so if they don't die of disappointment, drink on my own. 450 00:31:00,044 --> 00:31:03,991 - Well, I do. - Extraordinarily unpleasant woman. 451 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:05,819 What should we do about it? 452 00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:09,076 We take the insults, we might as well swallow that. 453 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,290 - Louis! - Sir. 454 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,813 - Incredible way to behave. - What will you want? 455 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:17,056 - A dry martini. - Do two. Doubles. 456 00:31:17,158 --> 00:31:21,326 - Two double Martinis. Yes sir. - With lots of ice. 457 00:31:22,164 --> 00:31:24,886 Mr. Robbins, sit here, shall we? 458 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,450 couldn't be tricked with the emerald? 459 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,366 No way. have to know about emeralds in my profession, 460 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,807 especially with these synthetics. 461 00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:42,923 It's genuine. She probably got it from a 462 00:31:42,948 --> 00:31:45,149 scrap dealer who did not know its value. 463 00:31:45,174 --> 00:31:47,259 - It happens all the time. - Do you think? 464 00:31:47,502 --> 00:31:52,103 I would buy it right now for 5 thousand and sell it in London for seven. 465 00:31:52,658 --> 00:31:56,470 What a great deal, isn't it? Is it over there thinks it's a piece of glass. 466 00:31:57,142 --> 00:31:59,329 This is her right as well as I am worried. 467 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,491 Mr. Robbins, why not Go after her and try to buy it? 468 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,528 - My comrade, why? - She would sell for 1,000. 469 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:11,949 - It would make a good profit. - It wouldn't look good. I'm in business. 470 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:16,421 If I didn't make a fair offer, my reputation would be ruined. 471 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,459 - It seems like a silly thing. - Quite. 472 00:32:22,053 --> 00:32:26,147 Mr. Robbins, suppose, think, 473 00:32:26,232 --> 00:32:28,325 if I bring this stone tomorrow, 474 00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:31,643 would feel obligated by professional ethics 475 00:32:31,668 --> 00:32:34,010 to ask me how much did I pay for it? 476 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:38,059 If this were an ideal world, Mr Toombs, I suppose you should. 477 00:32:38,965 --> 00:32:42,480 But being human and not being directly involved, 478 00:32:42,605 --> 00:32:45,470 I think I can feel it was political justice 479 00:32:45,495 --> 00:32:49,612 why such an unpleasant woman be... let's say, injured. 480 00:32:49,674 --> 00:32:53,180 It means that you would be willing to give me 5,000 pounds for this? 481 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,033 Willing? I would be delighted. 482 00:32:56,486 --> 00:32:59,681 Mr. Robbins, is one nice to talk to you. 483 00:32:59,821 --> 00:33:00,711 Thanks. 484 00:33:00,985 --> 00:33:03,906 well here is mine little french filly. 485 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,203 honey, i want you to press the hand of Mr. Robbins. 486 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:11,516 - Mr. Robbins, Therese Duprez. - How is it going? 487 00:33:11,586 --> 00:33:14,203 - Say hello, dear. - Allo. 488 00:33:14,257 --> 00:33:16,919 - That means hi. Louis. - Sir. 489 00:33:16,944 --> 00:33:21,758 - Send us a bottle of champagne. - Yes sir. Then. 490 00:33:22,141 --> 00:33:24,922 - Mr. Robbins, join us. - Thank you very much. 491 00:33:25,024 --> 00:33:28,680 honey, what's yours reaction to emeralds? 492 00:33:30,804 --> 00:33:32,765 Do you understand what I mean? 493 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,204 Richard, see what is 3:30 in the morning? 494 00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:45,221 - I certainly know. - Well, what held you back? 495 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,448 Him and his French filly. 496 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:51,809 Dallas is in the northwest corner from the papaya cow pasture. 497 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:55,601 You were wonderful. It gave a beautiful performance. 498 00:33:55,872 --> 00:33:58,286 - I was really good, wasn't I? - Superb. 499 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,886 - He bit? -He's well and truly hooked. 500 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,288 You can fool him tomorrow. 501 00:34:24,649 --> 00:34:29,020 - I hope you know what you're doing. - Every move is planned. 502 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,340 - Here she comes. - Is she using it? 503 00:34:32,395 --> 00:34:37,562 Relax. You are. Hey, give me this. French don't read Tatler. 504 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,593 - Good morning lady. - It's you. 505 00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:43,770 Why don't you sit down and do you give this little dog rest? 506 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,604 I have something to say to you. 507 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,287 - First, let me get you a drink. - No, thanks. 508 00:34:49,859 --> 00:34:53,047 honey, go to the bar and buy me a drink? 509 00:34:53,148 --> 00:34:55,193 - Sherry? - No, gin and tonic. 510 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:59,421 - Gin and tonic. - With lots of ice. 511 00:34:59,905 --> 00:35:02,834 - Lots of ice. - A lot of ice cream. 512 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:07,635 She is the littlest one cutie that came down from my wells. 513 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,338 What a stupid thing. 514 00:35:09,363 --> 00:35:12,191 lady continue like that and you'll lose it. 515 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,791 It's unlucky, that's what it is. 516 00:35:15,854 --> 00:35:20,010 I should never use it. I lost twice and I was robbed once. 517 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,191 each time cost me money to get it back. 518 00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:24,528 Last night I had to buy you a drink. 519 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:28,442 my last husband me gave and he was unlucky. 520 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,301 Now the clasp is really broken. 521 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,464 Now just relax, my lady. 522 00:35:33,597 --> 00:35:36,665 Do you know what I'm going to do? I'll sell it. 523 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:39,351 If you can find an honest jeweler in this town. 524 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:42,801 It occurs to me, ma'am, that you might be interested in selling it to me. 525 00:35:42,895 --> 00:35:43,692 You? 526 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:47,879 my little french doll has a burning desire for jewelry. 527 00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:50,855 - And you want to buy? - It depends. 528 00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:53,737 - From what? - The price. 529 00:35:53,878 --> 00:35:59,134 - 2,000. - Last night you said it was worth 1,000. 530 00:35:59,197 --> 00:36:01,791 Last night I had no intention of selling. 531 00:36:02,502 --> 00:36:05,666 � 2,000, � 6,000 dollars. 532 00:36:06,322 --> 00:36:07,915 All right, ma'am. Done deal. 533 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:11,977 A Texan Gentleman Never Haggles with a lady about the price. 534 00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:16,789 I'm taking a walk around the Bank in the morning. and meet you at the bar at noon. 535 00:36:17,227 --> 00:36:19,375 Everything is fine. At the bar at noon. 536 00:36:20,734 --> 00:36:23,841 But don't think I'll stay surprise if you don't show up. 537 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,091 Ma'am, a Texan never refuse a bargain. 538 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,966 At the bar at noon. My little French doll will be surprised! 539 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,008 Certainly.. 540 00:36:34,532 --> 00:36:36,803 On here. You big Texan ham. 541 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:40,257 - Thank you darling. - All right. How was it? 542 00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:43,897 - As expected. - Did she bite? 543 00:36:44,132 --> 00:36:45,468 Of course. 544 00:36:48,364 --> 00:36:49,856 How was it? 545 00:36:50,457 --> 00:36:52,636 Texas surrendered! 546 00:37:16,971 --> 00:37:19,742 The point is, Simon, we did this little business 547 00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:21,923 to recover the 6,000 pounds from Mom. 548 00:37:21,993 --> 00:37:23,985 - And we will. - But how? 549 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,775 Paying Mrs. Eade 2,000 for a worthless necklace? 550 00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:29,603 - You'll see. - I don't understand. 551 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:32,141 It's the principle you don't understand. 552 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,005 the fraud artist look for foolish innocence 553 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,209 that I represented as a rich, friendly Texan. 554 00:37:38,474 --> 00:37:43,130 The Eades operate on the theory that the human is greedy and dishonest. 555 00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:45,114 But �, unfortunately. 556 00:37:45,255 --> 00:37:47,390 Exactly. They know I won't make it 557 00:37:47,415 --> 00:37:49,833 resist a deal suspect with a quick profit. 558 00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:53,357 - How do we get our money back? - Why don't you leave it to me? 559 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,935 Here comes the spine back of the Hatton Garden. 560 00:37:57,161 --> 00:37:58,731 Get back to the Parisian act. 561 00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:01,176 Thank God he doesn't speak French. 562 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,917 - Good morning, Mr. Toombs. - Hi, Mr. Robbins. 563 00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:07,666 Bonjour, mademoiselle, j'�wait that you vas bien. 564 00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:10,025 - Say hi, honey. - Hi. 565 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:13,009 Mr Robbins, I'm happy who has come. 566 00:38:13,095 --> 00:38:16,759 I assume you're serious about what you said last night. 567 00:38:16,899 --> 00:38:20,602 is on the market for that horrible bat pendant. 568 00:38:20,734 --> 00:38:22,077 Don't tell me you stole it. 569 00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:25,969 No, but I think I will get the banana price. 570 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:29,801 Don't worry about her. Doesn't understand much English. 571 00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:35,163 Just "yes" and "give me". I just want know you're not kidding me. 572 00:38:35,272 --> 00:38:38,085 Mr. Toombs, I never play with business. 573 00:38:38,155 --> 00:38:42,358 - Does that mean you're gonna buy it for 5,000 yen? - I'm going. In cash. 574 00:38:42,428 --> 00:38:46,146 I'll get it at noon. When can we meet? 575 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:48,888 I will be playing golf this afternoon. 576 00:38:49,013 --> 00:38:53,059 What about about seven hours at the hotel bar tonight? 577 00:38:53,606 --> 00:38:55,918 - You have a deal. - Great. 578 00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:58,035 Au revoir, mademoiselle. 579 00:39:02,285 --> 00:39:05,394 well the fish are biting this morning. 580 00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,333 Better hurry. It's five to noon. 581 00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:12,192 I'm ready. 582 00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:14,895 I'll finish packing, when you leave. 583 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:18,157 Our plane leaves for Rome in one hour and 30 minutes. 584 00:39:18,227 --> 00:39:21,089 - How will we get to the airport? - You're taking a taxi with your bags. 585 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:26,566 I follow another with the golf clubs. The Texan can't see us go out together. 586 00:39:26,591 --> 00:39:29,919 When we get to Rome, can we have a rest? 587 00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:35,262 We'll have �6,000 from Mrs. Yarmouth. We'll have �2,000 from Mr. Toombs. 588 00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:38,160 When we get to Rome, let's relax and have fun. 589 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,799 Do I look horrible enough? 590 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,987 It looks horrible and I love you. 591 00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:44,573 Well, that's it. 592 00:39:46,942 --> 00:39:47,786 Good luck. 593 00:39:56,597 --> 00:39:59,969 You really showed up. I didn't think I would. 594 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,456 As I said, ma'am, always I make a bargain. 595 00:40:02,495 --> 00:40:05,581 - What can I offer to drink? - Nothing. I'm leaving in an hour. 596 00:40:05,698 --> 00:40:08,486 - Did you bring the money? - Of course. 597 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,066 It's all here. Four packs of 500 each. 598 00:40:13,863 --> 00:40:16,855 - And here it is. - Well, thank you, ma'am. 599 00:40:17,316 --> 00:40:19,191 Very beautiful indeed. 600 00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:23,019 I suppose you will tell your girlfriend that the emerald is genuine. 601 00:40:23,706 --> 00:40:25,737 I think it's my business. 602 00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:29,830 Men, they're all the same. Liars and cheaters. 603 00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:31,495 Well, good luck. 604 00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:36,202 Thank you Madam. And the same for you. 605 00:40:49,888 --> 00:40:53,145 - That was fast. - It couldn't have been easier. 606 00:40:56,128 --> 00:40:58,573 Oh, what a beautiful view. 607 00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:02,330 - Joyce, I'm proud of you. - Thanks. I'm not. 608 00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:07,110 What's the problem? Are you okay? Your conscience is getting fragile. 609 00:41:07,211 --> 00:41:09,946 - Forget it. - Money, I love you. 610 00:41:12,434 --> 00:41:14,473 We are carrying a lot of money. 611 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,910 What about traveler's checks? 612 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:20,301 - Who will it be? - The messenger for the bags. 613 00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:21,839 I didn't call. 614 00:41:22,159 --> 00:41:24,979 - Nothing went wrong? - No. Reply. 615 00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:33,660 Hi, Mr. Eade, also known as Henderson, 616 00:41:33,685 --> 00:41:35,849 of the International Detective Agency. 617 00:41:35,966 --> 00:41:37,326 Oh no. 618 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,568 - And Mrs. Eade. - You. 619 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,890 Ali�s Amélia Wade, from Silas Marin Foundation. Sorry. 620 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,101 Officer, please. 621 00:41:50,273 --> 00:41:51,437 Sir. 622 00:41:53,398 --> 00:41:56,858 Officer, without invading your authority, 623 00:41:57,226 --> 00:41:59,116 can i ask some questions? 624 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,318 - Proceed, sir. - But your accent! 625 00:42:01,412 --> 00:42:04,724 Assumed. I'm ashamed to admit it. 626 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,685 I'm not a citizen of Noble State of Texas. 627 00:42:07,755 --> 00:42:09,590 - You fake. - False? 628 00:42:09,669 --> 00:42:12,450 Coming from your lips, this is very funny. 629 00:42:12,653 --> 00:42:17,854 Officer, would tell Mr. and Mrs. Eade what did you witness in the hotel bar? 630 00:42:18,049 --> 00:42:21,401 I saw the lady hand you a necklace. This one. 631 00:42:21,776 --> 00:42:27,057 Well defined. Imitation stones, no value of approximately 500 francs. 632 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,537 So you gave her a envelope containing money. 633 00:42:30,873 --> 00:42:33,284 Did you write down the serial numbers? 634 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,336 Yes sir. they are numbered consecutively. 635 00:42:36,361 --> 00:42:41,999 From SR1908630 upwards. 636 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,358 My money, please. 637 00:42:45,452 --> 00:42:49,100 made a deal for your Own initiative, Mr. Toombs... 638 00:42:49,178 --> 00:42:51,935 - The name is Templar. - Which? 639 00:42:52,256 --> 00:42:53,646 Simon Templar. 640 00:42:55,013 --> 00:42:56,997 Now I would like my money peacefully. 641 00:42:57,130 --> 00:43:01,645 On the other hand, if you want, I will take him and the force. 642 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:03,684 Everything is fine. 643 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:12,455 Fine thanks. 644 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,126 Now let's go back to the Netherdon village, right? 645 00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:19,129 - Oh, no. - You can't touch us. 646 00:43:19,392 --> 00:43:21,248 No tantrums, please. 647 00:43:21,712 --> 00:43:23,926 Officer, I think you better sit down. 648 00:43:24,243 --> 00:43:27,447 This is a long and sad tale and won't be able to stand it. 649 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,991 - Merci, Monsieur. - Je vous en prie. 650 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:35,545 Throughout the parish of Netherdon, elderly, widows, children, 651 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:39,654 plumbers, masons, carpenters, common people, 652 00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:44,187 contributed their pennies to the fund of restoration of the church of Netherdon. 653 00:43:44,218 --> 00:43:47,655 - Those parasites stole it. - No. 654 00:43:47,866 --> 00:43:50,428 Yes. �6,000. 655 00:43:50,811 --> 00:43:54,092 Always the same thing with the English, isn't it? 656 00:43:54,553 --> 00:43:57,599 Yes. They sabotaged a sacred work 657 00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:02,208 in order to sit around a luxury hotel on the Riviera and drinking. 658 00:44:02,997 --> 00:44:04,125 Amazing. 659 00:44:04,403 --> 00:44:08,028 - He posed as a detective. - Representation. 660 00:44:08,121 --> 00:44:10,624 she pretended she was from Boston, representing 661 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:13,595 a great institution of American Charity. 662 00:44:13,759 --> 00:44:18,368 Fraud and use of a name fictitious for extortion purposes. 663 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:23,348 I'll take the 6,000 pounds from Mrs. Yarmouth. 664 00:44:24,489 --> 00:44:27,825 - I don't have them. - We lost at the casino. 665 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:30,457 - That's right. - You must believe us. 666 00:44:31,308 --> 00:44:32,731 I don't. 667 00:44:33,597 --> 00:44:35,782 Would you like me to hit you hard? 668 00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:41,067 - Are you going to let him hit me? - I'm sorry I can't attack you. 669 00:44:41,987 --> 00:44:44,610 - That. - Just hit him. 670 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:47,447 Please don't! 671 00:44:47,635 --> 00:44:48,807 Good? 672 00:44:51,263 --> 00:44:52,591 Everything is fine. 673 00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:04,304 Is everything here? 674 00:45:04,733 --> 00:45:06,648 Everything except �50. 675 00:45:07,701 --> 00:45:09,100 I am waiting. 676 00:45:09,865 --> 00:45:12,943 - I don't understand. - I accept francs. 677 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:15,129 Richard, pay him. 678 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:25,712 Enough of ill-gotten gains. 679 00:45:25,946 --> 00:45:28,789 Now there is a question of some other items. 680 00:45:29,016 --> 00:45:31,242 - Other items? - For example? 681 00:45:31,297 --> 00:45:34,968 My little French filly � actually Mrs. Yarmouth's daughter. 682 00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:39,718 To fly from London to here, a few more expenses, it cost 180 pounds. 683 00:45:39,796 --> 00:45:43,859 - This is becoming a threat. - If that's how you feel about it. 684 00:45:43,884 --> 00:45:47,021 - Certainly. - Officer, confiscate your luggage. 685 00:45:47,046 --> 00:45:50,682 - Immediately, sir. - I'll get in touch with Mrs Yarmouth. 686 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,200 She can contact the police for the extradition proceedings. 687 00:45:54,364 --> 00:45:56,754 - Extradition? - Exactly. 688 00:45:56,809 --> 00:46:00,598 So, after you have fulfilled your four or five years in France, 689 00:46:00,707 --> 00:46:03,894 will be taken back to the England to answer the charges 690 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,601 of embezzlement, fraud and so on. 691 00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:10,448 - Go ahead, officer. They're all yours. - Richard. 692 00:46:10,706 --> 00:46:14,885 look... I think we can fix all this. 693 00:46:16,031 --> 00:46:18,101 Same? Like? 694 00:46:18,492 --> 00:46:19,208 Good... 695 00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:26,907 Your expenses could be met. 696 00:46:27,548 --> 00:46:29,961 and the procedures of extradition can be tiring. 697 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,750 Trials can be lengthy and embarrassing for all involved. 698 00:46:33,782 --> 00:46:38,562 It seems that if Mrs. Yarmouth has recovered 6,000 yen and you received your 2,000 yen. 699 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,404 I'm listening. 700 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:44,092 Yes of course. Something for your annoyance. 701 00:46:44,809 --> 00:46:45,582 AND? 702 00:46:46,496 --> 00:46:50,246 Yes of course. A small honorary for the officer here. 703 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:53,339 is suggesting that will I accept a bribe? 704 00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:58,119 - Yes. - Attempt to bribe a police officer. 705 00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:01,619 - We're finished. - How much? 706 00:47:01,947 --> 00:47:06,517 Well, let's see. What do we have here? 10,000 francs... each. 707 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:10,282 Each? I can't leave the hotel. 708 00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:12,952 Shame. Not paying the hotel bill. 709 00:47:12,992 --> 00:47:15,609 This is how life is. Go ahead, officer. 710 00:47:15,882 --> 00:47:17,156 Hey wait. 711 00:47:18,397 --> 00:47:22,115 Everything is fine. It's all in the suitcase. Make yourself comfortable. 712 00:47:40,159 --> 00:47:44,362 - Alo. - Madam. Merci, monsieur. 713 00:47:51,546 --> 00:47:54,629 - "You can't harm him." - Just hit him. 714 00:47:55,856 --> 00:47:58,456 Simon said you had an adorable performance. 715 00:47:58,481 --> 00:48:01,853 - Yeah, considering I didn't have rehearsal. - Jim, we're grateful. 716 00:48:01,878 --> 00:48:07,340 Do not even think about it. In fact, 10,000 francs, I don't need it. 717 00:48:07,365 --> 00:48:10,386 I just finished a movie. They're paying me a fortune. 718 00:48:10,411 --> 00:48:15,661 - What do you think is fair? - Renting the uniform cost me 30 francs. 719 00:48:16,098 --> 00:48:19,566 Buy me that and another drink. 720 00:48:19,793 --> 00:48:24,496 where i come from, this it looks like a sporting proposition. Gar�on! 721 00:48:34,618 --> 00:48:36,673 Talk about instant retribution. 722 00:48:37,102 --> 00:48:40,227 I know. I'm just stunned. 723 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:45,601 - One moment we're rich... - And the next minute, we're broke. 724 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,124 What am I going to do? 725 00:48:49,937 --> 00:48:54,616 I mean it looks like I will have to find an honest job. 726 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:09,634 One, two, three, four, five. � 6,000. 727 00:49:10,368 --> 00:49:12,204 I think I'm going to faint. 728 00:49:12,267 --> 00:49:16,054 Not yet. There are 2,000 for the church restoration fund. 729 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:17,429 Now you can pass out. 730 00:49:17,552 --> 00:49:23,036 - Simon, I don't know what to say. - Well, don't say anything. 731 00:49:23,076 --> 00:49:25,552 Not for you. For the vicar. 732 00:49:25,685 --> 00:49:29,052 How will I explain a donation of �2,000 733 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:34,473 without admitting that I was - what is the expression? - Muggle made? 734 00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:38,693 - Say it was the Silas Marin Foundation. - But that's a lie. 735 00:49:38,718 --> 00:49:41,835 You could say it was donated by Mr. and Mrs. Richard Eade. 736 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:45,962 It was, you know, with a little help "santa". 737 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:53,551 Watch out, ma'am. I am in danger of like you more than my horse.